From the Mouth of a Three Year Old

While reading together,

Me: Do you know what animal this is?

Michael: I don’t know.  Umm… honey badger?


Michael: I really want a jalapeno for my birthday!

Me: What? (thinking back through our conversations earlier that day) Do you mean a pinata?

Michael: Yeah, that’s it!


During a father-son discussion about Rescue Heroes and their roles,

Ryan: Do you know what a medic is?

Michael: Yes – a bandaid helper.